VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS black applicator tampon

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$14.99


We’ve been in the business of blood for millions of years. But we can no longer sit back and watch you suffer at the hands of mortal corporations. Enlisting our artisan vampires, we’ve crafted our first product line: VAMPONS™— 20 applicator tampons packaged in a reusable coffin box.

 

VAMPONSoffer 30% higher absorbency compared to standard 100% organic cotton tampons and 300% less awkwardness compared to your mother's tampons.

 

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VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS black applicator tampon

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$14.99 (with $9.99 refills)

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We’ve been in the business of blood for millions of years. But we can no longer sit back and watch you suffer at the hands of mortal corporations. Enlisting our artisan vampires, we’ve crafted our first product line: VAMPONS™— 20 applicator tampons packaged in a reusable coffin box.

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FAQ

 more info on pricing?

Don't throw away this box — it is meant to be reused for refills! It's more durable than your normal tampon box, which is why it's higher cost.

Second, if you don't normally purchase organic tampons, then you might not know that GOTS certified organic cotton is typically 20–30% more expensive than conventional due to the way it's grown.

If you'd like the refill only, text Vampy to purchase. This brand is team funded and operated. We believe in it full-heartedly. Any support you offer now will help us grow to become more cost competitive.

 do these work for heavy flow?

Currently, we only offer regular absorbency! If you have heavy flow, we suggest you wait for us to grow our product line.

Show your support by sharing our product and as the excitement builds, we will be able to unveil a more comprehensive product collection.

 how do I contact you?

Email us at helpme@vampons.xyz.

Return policy can be found here.

 will I become immortal?

While our products might make you feel invincible, we can't guarantee they'll grant you immortality. For that, you might want to contact Vampy.

NOT READY TO GIVE UP YOUR MOTHER'S TAMPONS?

Speak with our Head of our Cultist Support instead. See if he can convince you.