We’ve been in the business of blood for millions of years. But we can no longer sit back and watch you suffer at the hands of mortal corporations. Enlisting our artisan vampires, we’ve crafted our first product line: VAMPONS™— 20 applicator tampons packaged in a durable coffin box.
Our VAMPONS are crafted with materials that provide 30% more absorbency than 100% organic tampons alone. Have both: mortal-conscious ingredients and the invincibility of leak protection.
NOW ACCEPTING NEW PRE-ORDERS FOR
PRE-ORDER NOW — LIMITED SHIPMENTS
We’ve been in the business of blood for millions of years. But we can no longer sit back and watch you suffer at the hands of mortal corporations. Enlisting our artisan vampires, we’ve crafted our first product line: VAMPONS™— 20 applicator tampons packaged in a durable coffin box.
NOW ACCEPTING NEW PRE-ORDERS FOR
PRE-ORDER NOW — LIMITED SHIPMENTS
"These tampons make me sparkle."
"VAMPONS are a true blessing for night-prowlers like me."
"Men have been fighting over me nonstop ever since I started using VAMPONS."
"VAMPONS are a true blessing for night-prowlers like me."
"Men have been fighting over me nonstop ever since I started using VAMPONS."
"These tampons make me sparkle."
@morguemama
light flow, tampons + pads
I got to try out these tampons and they're seriously amazing. You’re not going to be able to find anything like them anywhere else. Y’all pre-order now before they run out… I’m giving them away as gifts for friends THESE ARE TAMPAX BUT BETTER. This is my favorite brand ever. I love what they are doing and the tampons work so well.
@batalicious
regular flow, tampons
Vampons are the real deal. I wore one through the night during a heavier flow (I know you aren’t supposed to do that - whoops) and it didn’t leak at all!! Also a fan of the organic cotton!
@mamavamp
regular flow, tampons + undies
These women (and vampires) are on to something big with this approach to period care. It feels good to support a company that's as passionate about their mission as they are about the quality of their products. Im ready for period care that isn’t my moms period care lol
@morguemama
light flow,
tampons + pads
I got to try out these tampons and they're seriously amazing. You’re not going to be able to find anything like them anywhere else. Y’all pre-order now before they run out… I’m giving them away as gifts for friends
@batalicious
regular flow, tampons
Vampons are the real deal. I wore one through the night during a heavier flow (I know you aren’t supposed to do that - whoops) and it didn’t leak at all!! Also a fan of the organic cotton!
@vampmama
regular flow, tampons + undies
These women (and vampires) are on to something big with this approach to period care. It feels good to support a company that's as passionate about their mission as they are about the quality of their products. Im ready for period care that isn’t my moms period care lol
We are selling orders in a limited number of SHIPMENTS. Your SHIPMENT # will determine the priority your product ships. SHIPMENTS #1 and #2 will ship out by end of December. SHIPMENTS #3 will ship out end of January.
Our artisan vampires are working hard at packing each box. This is our first venture into mortal products, so please be patient as we figure out how your weird corporate world works. If you have specific questions about your order, please reach out to us at helpme@vampons.xyz
As a new brand, we aspire to expand and infiltrate the modern marketplace. Show your support by placing an order, sharing our products, and as the excitement builds, we will be able to unveil a more comprehensive product collection.
Email us at helpme@vampons.xyz.
Return policy can be found here.
While our products might make you feel invincible, we can't guarantee they'll grant you immortality. For that, you might want to contact Vampy.
Speak with our Head of our Cultist Support instead. See if he can convince you.
