VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS black applicator tampon

01 - VAMPONS

$14.99


We’ve been in the business of blood for millions of years. But we can no longer sit back and watch you suffer at the hands of mortal corporations. Enlisting our artisan vampires, we’ve crafted our first product line: VAMPONS™— 20 applicator tampons packaged in a durable coffin box.

 

VAMPONSoffer 30% higher absorbency compared to standard 100% organic cotton tampons and 300% less awkwardness compared to your mother's tampons.

 

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VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS coffin box of applicator tampons
VAMPONS black applicator tampon

DARE TO BLEED

We’ve been in the business of blood for millions of years. But we can no longer sit back and watch you suffer at the hands of mortal corporations. Enlisting our artisan vampires, we’ve crafted our first product line: VAMPONS™— 20 applicator tampons packaged in a durable coffin box.

REAL REVIEWS, FROM REAL VAMPIRES

REAL REVIEWS,
FROM REAL VAMPIRES

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@morguemama

light flow, tampons + pads

 

I got to try out these tampons and they're seriously amazing. You’re not going to be able to find anything like them anywhere else. Y’all pre-order now before they run out… I’m giving them away as gifts for friends THESE ARE TAMPAX BUT BETTER. This is my favorite brand ever. I love what they are doing and the tampons work so well.

@batalicious

regular flow, tampons

Vampons are the real deal. I wore one through the night during a heavier flow (I know you aren’t supposed to do that - whoops) and it didn’t leak at all!! Also a fan of the organic cotton!

@mamavamp

regular flow, tampons + undies

 

These women (and vampires) are on to something big with this approach to period care. It feels good to support a company that's as passionate about their mission as they are about the quality of their products. Im ready for period care that isn’t my moms period care lol

@morguemama

light flow,
tampons + pads

 

I got to try out these tampons and they're seriously amazing. You’re not going to be able to find anything like them anywhere else. Y’all pre-order now before they run out… I’m giving them away as gifts for friends

@batalicious

regular flow, tampons

Vampons are the real deal. I wore one through the night during a heavier flow (I know you aren’t supposed to do that - whoops) and it didn’t leak at all!! Also a fan of the organic cotton!

@vampmama

regular flow, tampons + undies

These women (and vampires) are on to something big with this approach to period care. It feels good to support a company that's as passionate about their mission as they are about the quality of their products. Im ready for period care that isn’t my moms period care lol

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FAQ

 any other absorbencies?

As a new brand, we aspire to expand and infiltrate the modern marketplace. Show your support by placing an order, sharing our products, and as the excitement builds, we will be able to unveil a more comprehensive product collection.

 how do I contact you?

Email us at helpme@vampons.xyz.

Return policy can be found here.

 will I become immortal?

While our products might make you feel invincible, we can't guarantee they'll grant you immortality. For that, you might want to contact Vampy.


NOT READY TO GIVE UP YOUR MOTHER'S TAMPONS?

Speak with our Head of our Cultist Support instead. See if he can convince you.